Murphy’s Laws on Sex

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  • Sex has no calories.
  • Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
  • There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
  • Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
  • No sex with anyone in the same office.
  • Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
  • If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
  • Virginity can be cured.
  • When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
  • Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
  • The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.
  • Sex is dirty, only if it’s done right.
  • Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
  • The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

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