- Sex has no calories.
- Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
- There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
- Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
- No sex with anyone in the same office.
- Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
- If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
- Virginity can be cured.
- When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
- Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
- The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.
- Sex is dirty, only if it’s done right.
- Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
- The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
