Murphy’s Motorcycle Laws

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For the guys in H44 Basis – you know who you are.

  1. A motorcycle cannot / will not fall over without an audience
  2. The fact that your keys are still in your pocket will become apparent as soon as you put your gloves on.
  3. Motorcycles are to yellow bugs what aircraft carriers were to Kamikaze Pilots.
  4. Quick fixes are named for how long they will last.
  5. Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer.
  6. The only part you really need will be the part that is on permanent backorder.
  7. You will never suffer a punctured tire on the road until you forget the repair kit at home.
  8. Universal accessories are so named because that is where you must search to find the bike they will fit.

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