Murphy’s Laws for Cars – Part 3

The red light is always longer than the green one.
On a two-lane road, there will be no oncoming traffic if there is a solid line. As soon as you are allowed to pass, there is only oncoming traffic.
The louder the car alarm, the more likely everyone but the owner will hear it.
The oldest or cheapest vehicle has right of way.
The vehicle which has been in the most collisions has the right of way.
Vehicles providing essential services, such as beer delivery trucks, have the right of way.
If there is no traffic, there will be roadwork.
Any driver in front of you will immediately lose the ability to drive their car.
The car will break down as soon as the extended warranty has expired.
Even if you never smoke, eat, or drink in your vehicle, there will be mysterious stains on the carpet and upholstery when you trade in your car.
No matter how many times a vehicle’s appearance is checked before returning it after service, paint job, or wash, the owner immediately will detect a huge, obvious flaw.
The probability of damaging a borrowed vehicle is directly proportional to how sensitive the owner is about it.
Any given mechanical job you decide to solve alone will imminently require a third hand, at its most critical moment.
The more you worry – The larger the Ding