Murphy’s Laws for Cars – Part 2

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  • The car dealer always works up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can’t afford.
  • Your Car Keys are always in the pocket of the hand that is fullest.
  • Your child will fall asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive at your destination.
  • A flat will occur during the heaviest downpour after dark.
  • If you are running late, the chance of hitting every red light increases.
  • If you’re stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane. If you move back, that lane will be the slowest.
  • You will have a flat if you are using your spare tire.
  • If you want to slow down while driving, a Porsche will start tailgating you.
  • If you are running late on the highway, there will be a semi-truck trying to pass on a hill.
  • If you are late and stuck in the right-hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.
  • Whatever side of the pump you park your rental car on, the tank lid will be on the other side.
  • There shall be torrential down-pours as you attempt to get to your car. Once inside the car, the sky is blue, the birds are chirping and there’s a rainbow on the horizon.
  • Your car will run out of gas at the furthest point between stations.
  • As soon as you detail your car, the gravitational attraction between your car and large objects increases.
  • If you treat your car like a racing car, it will develop expensive racing problems
  • Regardless of how fast you are traveling, someone behind you is in a hurry.
  • A quiet intersection never has any traffic until you are ready to cross it.

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