- The car dealer always works up a great payment plan for the car they know you need but can’t afford.
- Your Car Keys are always in the pocket of the hand that is fullest.
- Your child will fall asleep in the car 5 minutes before you arrive at your destination.
- A flat will occur during the heaviest downpour after dark.
- If you are running late, the chance of hitting every red light increases.
- If you’re stuck in a traffic jam and you move to the fast lane it will become the slowest lane. If you move back, that lane will be the slowest.
- You will have a flat if you are using your spare tire.
- If you want to slow down while driving, a Porsche will start tailgating you.
- If you are running late on the highway, there will be a semi-truck trying to pass on a hill.
- If you are late and stuck in the right-hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.
- Whatever side of the pump you park your rental car on, the tank lid will be on the other side.
- There shall be torrential down-pours as you attempt to get to your car. Once inside the car, the sky is blue, the birds are chirping and there’s a rainbow on the horizon.
- Your car will run out of gas at the furthest point between stations.
- As soon as you detail your car, the gravitational attraction between your car and large objects increases.
- If you treat your car like a racing car, it will develop expensive racing problems
- Regardless of how fast you are traveling, someone behind you is in a hurry.
- A quiet intersection never has any traffic until you are ready to cross it.
Murphy’s Laws for Cars – Part 2
