Murphy’s Law of Computing

For Everybody that uses a computer

1. Whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When the going gets tough – upgrade.
3. For every function, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
4. If at first, you don’t succeed, blame your computer.
5. As soon as you understand your computer, it will become obsolete.
6. Any computer system that does not work properly, evolved from one that did.
7. The #1 cause of computer failures is computer solutions.
8. He who laughs last probably made a backup.
9. To screw up is human. To screw up epically requires a computer.
10. A computer program will do what you tell it to do. Seldom will it do what you want it to do.