Murphy’s Law for Lawyers

Even lawyers are not safe

1. The client that pays the least complains the most.
2. A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes.
3. A firm’s meeting is an event where the minutes are taken and the hours are lost.
4. People who like sausages and respect the law should never watch either being made.
5. The bigger the firm, the harder they hit.
6. If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If both are against you, yell like hell!