Murphy’s Law for Cars – Murphy’s Law

Being dead right doesn’t make you any less dead.
The largest vehicle always has the right of way.
You only get pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.
When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk, and there’s no cop in sight.
Hotrods are never seen but often heard.
You finally save up enough to fix your car, and you get fired.
The car only breaks down at the least convenient time. When your car breaks down, and it is a small repair, the mechanic has to remove the engine to get to that part.
No matter how well kept the car is, an oil leak will develop.
When you take your car to a mechanic because it makes a funny sound, you will not be able to demonstrate it for the mechanic, nor will you be able to describe it.
Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods.
There’s always parking space when driving a 4X4.
If you drop something while working on your car, it will always roll to the middle of the car, out of reach.
The temperature of vinyl seat covers is inversely proportional to the length of your skirt or shorts.
The cleaner the windscreen, the stronger the magnetism to insects.
One minute after you exit the carwash, a large insect will splotch on your windscreen.
When you waive the extra insurance, your rental car will be vandalized.
After your rental car has been vandalized, the replacement will be broken into – probably on the same day.