Murphy’s Law for 4 x 4’s

The shortest distance between 2 points is by 4X4.
Mud pools are always deeper than they appear.
The winch of a 4X4 is always just a little too short to reach a good hold.
Mud tends to go where you do not want it to go…
You will blow a tire when in the middle of the mud.
The heavier the SUV, the deeper it sinks.
There’s never a tree around when you’re stuck in the mud.
The bigger the tires the deeper the track.
The tire blows at that time in which it is most needed.
Water always is deeper than it appears.
Your snorkel is always an inch too short when it comes down to taking a dive.
A 4X4 is twice the fun of a 2WD and costs the same.
No matter where you go you always cut corners.
Your hub screws are always turned off when you need them to be turned to 4X4.
If you own a 4WD and a 2WD, you’ll get stuck in mud in the 2WD car.
The road will be dry when you’re in the 4WD car.
The better the 4X4, the further into the sand/mud/forest it will get stuck.
There is no 4X4 better than a rental car
The speed at which a senior citizen drives his car is in direct correlation to the speed they drive their mobility scooters in the grocery store.